Chat Roulette #2

Yup! Merton is back. Im gonna be following his youtube channel religiously so you can count on me posting ALL of his videos. As far as im concerned this man is the funniest person on the planet! Truly is my hero.

No doubt about it...

Best of Recently Added

I wanna share some of my favourite new tracks that I found via my usual blog circuit, WHICH Id also like to share with you because theyre the besst. The Ampeater, which is one of my very favourite sites, is dedicated to 7" inch vinyls. They feature a new band every day and a free digital download of every vinyl! They also write some of the best/funniest/comprehensive reviews of each band. If you love music like I do, this site is a god send. Also, Tsururadio , which is some dirty gypsy hipster's blog that can be pretty entertaining to read because hes rather funny. He also has some good album/track reviews, and free mp3 downloads which is always nice. And last but not least, P(B)itchFork, whats there to say? Pretty much the King of music sites...Also, id like to mention, i find alot of music via my own genius. I pride myself on being ON TOP OF SHIT! haha. jusss so you know.

Recently Added on Chris Corvo's Ipod:

Life Coach by Fang Island (ihaveatotalbonerfortheseguys)
Help me by The Laughing
The Distance by Peasant
October by Broken Bells
Tron Legacy by Daft Punk ---> DEWDE, YEAH RIIGHT!

NOTE:Via is kinda like saying Per capita in the sense that it makes you sound like a total douche

CORVO, OUT.

Fresh Prince of Soulja Boy

At 1:32 watch that hoe get supa soaked.

These edited sitcoms are hilarious. Theres a billion on youtube, you should check out "out brokeback saved by the bell"

International Music Day

MEXICO

BOTSWANA

USA (invades Russia)

Peep the police presence in communist Russia. They even have the army in.
CRANK YOUR SPEAKERS UP TO 11 FOR THIS ONE.

Chat Roulette

MY FUCKING HERO!

My Dream

Three Six in Wonderland

The Devastating Effects of Crystal Methamphetamines

Complete with cigarette glasses, phone hat, Tyrese, and girl on girl or guy on girl or guy on guy action. I also spotted product placement for diet coke, miracle whip, wonderbread, and virgin mobile. Can someone please kill her already..DIE GA GA SKUM.

P.S. we all know you just chopped off your wiener.

WHAT!?

For 50 years, residents of the French village of Pont-Saint-Esprit have tried to understand the "cursed bread" incident, a moment of terrifying mass insanity and hallucinations that left at least five dead and dozens in asylums. Now the mystery is solved: the CIA secretly spiked the bread from the bakery with enormous quantities of LSD as part of its cold war mind-control experiments, at least according to recently uncovered documents. The allegation originates with H P Albarelli Jr., an investigative journalist who uncovered the documents while researching his forthcoming book, A Terrible Mistake: The Murder of Frank Olson and the CIA's Secret Cold War Experiments.

"One man tried to drown himself, screaming that his belly was being eaten by snakes. An 11-year-old tried to strangle his grandmother. Another man shouted: "I am a plane", before jumping out of a second-floor window, breaking his legs. He then got up and carried on for 50 yards. Another saw his heart escaping through his feet and begged a doctor to put it back. Many were taken to the local asylum in strait jackets...
Scientists at Fort Detrick told him that agents had sprayed LSD into the air and also contaminated "local food products".

Mr Albarelli said the real "smoking gun" was a White House document sent to members of the Rockefeller Commission formed in 1975 to investigate CIA abuses. It contained the names of a number of French nationals who had been secretly employed by the CIA and made direct reference to the "Pont St. Esprit incident." In its quest to research LSD as an offensive weapon, Mr Albarelli claims, the US army also drugged over 5,700 unwitting American servicemen between 1953 and 1965.

Sea Breeze

WHOA WHOA WHOA. I can only speak for these particular songs (as i am too lazy to check their other stuff out) but Washed Out is just Überraschen. If you wanna talk about summer music, this band should be pretty high up on your list. The album is called "life of leisure" for God sakes. I feel like Ernest Greene, the lead singer, just discovered multiple exposures and was like "Yo, its like im washed out, like a ghost! Whoa that'd be a sick name for a Band!?". The only reason i think that is because I googled Washed Out and all kinds of artsy fartsy doubly exposed pictures of himself came up. What do you think Bryan? Holga?. Haha Whatever, with that being said, Washed Out is super sick, and the name is rather appropriate given the music. peep

New Theory
Feel it all around

So Sexxxy

Im kinda turned on. Is that weird?

Watch the original if you haven't already, this guy is spot on.

Double Dose of Awesome

Black on black on black on black on black edition,

Spring Essentials

Ive really been lacking on my posts partly due to my inability to find any SICK new music. I Just havent been stoked on much. But let me tell you about my new friend. His name is Emancipator. HE IS SUMMERTIME. Emancipator makes these incredible instrumentals that conjure images of summertime, and just relax you no matter how stressed you may be feeling. Case in point, i was stuck in some bad ass traffic and i jammed some of this, boom, i instantly rolled down that window, and took in that cool spring air. It was perfect. Believe me, download as much Emancipator as you can get your hands on. It'll bring you right back to last summer, and remind you of some of your best memories. Mine is in the car, on the way to the wakefield bridge with a few of my friends, all the windows rolled down, river-road style. Ya dig?

" ‘Safe In The Steep Cliffs’ represents the tightest, most unique, most organic beats I’ve made in the last three years. This album has a new palette of sounds and samples from around the world, including more original recordings (guitar/violin/mandolin/banjo) and new guest artists including Japanese jazz musician Uyama Hiroto. It’s ominous and overgrown, dense and ethereal. And epic. Always epic" -Doug Appling/ Emancipator

Nevergreen
Old Devil